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Currently: Art Director at McCann New York


Hi, I'm Ralph

At first I thought I was gonna be an architect


But realized I hated math


So then I went to design school thinking I wouldn’t have to do any math


But then I had to do basic fractions in design

So I was like yeah nvm and then switched into advertising design 


Then I was like ok this is kinda fun and I don’t have to do any math


And now here I am as an art director at McCann NY all because I avoided basic fifth grade math.

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